 : Emcee David Lampe
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| David was abducted by the Kitties just over a year ago. Their previous emcee, Shannon, had mysteriously disappeared after stupidly mentioning that his wife was the best looking woman he had ever seen. David was recruited because of his deep voice, quick wit, and inability to score with any of the girls. Having a established a non-threatening and "loved-like-a-brother" reputation, David is determined to help the ladies put on a superior show and to try to out drink at least one of the Kitties some evening so he can put the moves on her without getting his butt thoroughly thrashed. |
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